What are the top 5 funniest Splunk startup messages

[DavidHourani]

Hello Splunkers,

I'm looking for the funniest splunk startup messages (ie: Splunk> Be an IT superhero. Go home early.).

Anyone got a link or a list to share here ?

Regards,
David

[nlovlyn_splunk]

Thank you for this wonderful list! 😄

You are correct about "Ready. AMI. Fire." not being a typo.

AMI stands for Amazon Machine Image. An AMI is a template for the root volume for the instance (for example, an operating system, an application server, and applications).

More info can be found on at AWS: https://docs.aws.amazon.com/AWSEC2/latest/UserGuide/AMIs.html

[wrangler2x]

Here are all the ones that I have collected, from various sources (including Splunk App 413).

1. Splunk> 4TW
2. Splunk> All batbelt. No tights.
3. Splunk> Another one.
4. Splunk> Australian for grep.
5. Splunk> Be an IT superhero. Go home early.
6. Splunk> Because ninjas are too busy
7. Splunk> Bring IT on
8. Splunk> Caught me on the server - Wasn't me.
9. Splunk> CENSORED
10. Splunk> Charity begins at /home
11. Splunk> Chasing tail since 2003
12. Splunk> CSI: Logfiles.
13. Splunk> Data with destiny
14. Splunk> Digs deeper than a jealous spouse.
15. Splunk> Don't get caught up in the game of pwns
16. Splunk> Don't hate the know-it-all
17. Splunk> Finding disturbances in the Force before the Jedi Masters
18. Splunk> Finding your Achilles Heel
19. Splunk> Finding your faults 10 times faster than Mom.
20. Splunk> Finding your faults, just like Mom.
21. Splunk> Find the good sh in IT
22. Splunk> For Dummies
23. Splunk> Fully armed and operationally intelligent battle station
24. Splunk> Getting too accustomed to WFH
25. Splunk> If a tree falls in the forest, we heard it
26. Splunk> If you only knew now what you didn't know then
27. Splunk> I gotta fever, and the only cure is more LICENSE!
28. Splunk> In $deity we trust, all others we log.
29. Splunk> Intelligent Operations
30. Splunk> I see dead servers.
31. Splunk> It goes on forever, and...Oh my god, it is full of stars!
32. Splunk> IT like you mean it.
33. Splunk> Knowledge is Power. Power Corrupts. Yield to Temptation.
34. Splunk> Like an F-18, bro.
35. Splunk> Live in the moment.
36. Splunk> “Log I am your father”
37. Splunk> Log is my co-pilot.
38. Splunk> “Looking for trouble”
39. Splunk> Map. Reduce. Recycle.
40. Splunk> “More brain, less surgery”
41. Splunk> More flexible than an Olympic gymnast.
42. Splunk> My spidey sense is tingling...
43. Splunk> Needle. Haystack. Found.
44. Splunk> No pants, fast results.
45. Splunk> Now with more code!
46. Splunk> \"\". nuff said.
47. Splunk> Oh my god, it found it!
48. Splunk> Omniscience. Is that good enough for you?
49. Splunk> Only cave men use Event Viewer.
50. Splunk> Open a can of whooparse
51. Splunk> Operational Intelligence
52. Splunk> PhD, GCIA, GCIH, GCFA (not required).
53. Splunk> Pivot, pivot good.
54. Splunk> Please feed the models.
55. Splunk> Power to be greater.
56. Splunk> Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!
57. Splunk> Ready. AMI. Fire.
58. Splunk> Real-time answers.
59. Splunk> Rhymes with drunk.
60. Splunk> Rocket Surgeon
61. Splunk> ROFLMAO - rolling our files, logging my ass off!
62. Splunk> Search for Extra-Terrestrial Operational Intelligence.
63. Splunk> Search WTF | alert FTW | report WFH
64. Splunk> See the forest and the trees!
65. Splunk> See the light before you tunnel.
66. Splunk> See your world. Maybe wish you hadn’t.
67. Splunk> Show me your logs.
68. Splunk> Solve problems you didn't know you were about to have.
69. Splunk> Take the sh out of IT.
70. Splunk> Taming the goat rodeo.
71. Splunk> The bran for your system.
72. Splunk> The corkscrew for your vintage data.
73. Splunk> The IT Search Engine.
74. Splunk> The Mars rover of the IT landfill.
75. Splunk> The Notorious B.I.G. D.A.T.A.
76. Splunk> The power of egrep, the grace of relational databases.
77. Splunk> The proper way to watch tail.
78. Splunk> These are the droids you are looking for.
79. Splunk> This way: Run-D.M.C.
80. Splunk> Walking War Room!!
81. Splunk> “Weapon of a security warrior”
82. Splunk> We enjoy breaks more than Unions.
83. Splunk> We found dead SIEM
84. Splunk> We know what is going on in there...
85. Splunk> We line break for regular expressions.
86. Splunk> Who you gonna trust? Us, or your own lying eyes?
87. Splunk> Winning the war on error.

The Ready. AMI. Fire. one does not appear to be a typo. You'll also find it here: https://twitter.com/splunk/status/854385776150298625

Also, you can use:

    `$ strings $SPLUNK_HOME/bin/splunk | grep "[Ss]plunk> "`

to see what taglines are in the Splunk executable (on linux).

[cmerriman · Accepted solution]

here's a community list via splunk wiki.

https://wiki.splunk.com/Community:Slogans

[DavidHourani]

splunk> Rhymes with drunk lol

[skoelpin]

My all time favorite

Splunk > Like an F18, bro

Here's a list

https://helgeklein.com/blog/2014/03/best-splunk-marketing-slogans-extracted-splunk-exe/

Splunk> The IT Search Engine.
Splunk> Be an IT superhero. Go home early.
Splunk> Needle. Haystack. Found.
Splunk> CSI: Logfiles.
Splunk> All batbelt. No tights.
Splunk> Finding your faults, just like mom.
Splunk> Australian for grep.
Splunk> 4TW
Splunk> See your world. Maybe wish you hadn’t.
Splunk> Like an F-18, bro.
Splunk> Now with more code!
Splunk> Winning the War on Error
Splunk> The Notorious B.I.G. D.A.T.A.
Splunk> Map. Reduce. Recycle.
Splunk> Take the sh out of IT.
Splunk> CENSORED

[DavidHourani]

Splunk> Winning the War on Error <<<--- hahah good one 😄