With no .conf this year, how am I supposed to update my t-shirt collection?

[ds2020]

This is a big problem considering that during the quarantine, I have pretty much worn each of my Splunk> t-shirts for at least three days each and they can now stand on their own. Thanks for your help!

[anthonymelita]

Body paint.
Rinse and repeat daily is highly recommended.

[esix_splunk]

Have you seen the Splunk Online Schwag Shop?

Splunk T Shirts!