What does your splunk tell you about Valentines day?

[jplumsdaine22]

Can a Splunk search tell you anything about love? Share your valentine's day searches here.

Here's one to get you started?

love | anomalies | top unexpectedness

[jkat54]

index=purchasesRelatedToValentines
| stats sum(moneySpent) AS wastedMoney sum(timeSpent) AS wastedTime by user

[jplumsdaine22]

Aww is there no love in your heart jkat?

[jkat54]

try and read between the lines. I choose not to superficially waste money when people are trying to survive on less than $1 per day and I can donate to help them instead.