What are your Splunk t-shirt ideas?

[landen99]

Please submit one Splunk t-shirt idea per answer. I am sure that there are a lot of awesome ideas out there. Try to be as clever, creative and short as possible.

Extra points for the ones which connect specific department groups with specific Splunk technologies. Please Up vote the ones you like most.

[chromefinch]

This guy Splunks

[PickleRick]

I've seen events you users wouldn't believe...

[packetcapture]

"Just throw it in Risk"

[VatsalJagani]

I can show you the truth from data like a mirror shows you.

[VatsalJagani]

SPL - I don't lie, if you don't

[chans28]

This wouldn’t have happened in the cloud

[xanthakita]

Splunk-works!


(for all the racing fans out there)

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> NOC your SOCs off!

[chiki]

The log must flow

[to4kawa]

[nickstone]

Ah to Shell with IT...

[wsmith366]

Query eye for the IT guy

Big Data Energy

[Esky73]

Put that in your | and search it!

[woodcock]

Keep that extra O out of your Ops.

[cquinney]

Take this job and Splunk it

[rfrei_splunk]

Go with the business flow

[chans28]

Because Bigger Data is not always Better Data

[ccl0utier]

Good things come to those who Splunk

[saurabh009]

8089 > Brace yourself, Data is coming

[niketn]

Splunk > Thanks a million....data points!