Sign in to splunk.com on a different machine and go to the UF download page. Copy the wget command from there and send it to the Windoze box. Of course, if that box is not allowed to access splunk.com I don't see how you expect to download Splunk software from it. You may have to download the UF installer on another box and transfer it to the limited one.
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