Can a Splunk search tell you anything about love? Share your valentine's day searches here.
Here's one to get you started?
love | anomalies | top unexpectedness
index=purchasesRelatedToValentines
| stats sum(moneySpent) AS wastedMoney sum(timeSpent) AS wastedTime by user
Aww is there no love in your heart jkat?
try and read between the lines. I choose not to superficially waste money when people are trying to survive on less than $1 per day and I can donate to help them instead.