Please submit one Splunk t-shirt idea per answer. I am sure that there are a lot of awesome ideas out there. Try to be as clever, creative and short as possible.
Extra points for the ones which connect specific department groups with specific Splunk technologies. Please Up vote the ones you like most.
Splunk> I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of Splunk.
We are full of I.T.
Splunk> The Eye of Sauron
It seems the best SIEMs use CIM
The best SIEMs aren't SIEMs
Splunk> Big Brother 4 good
Splunk> I can has answers
Splunk> To the logs battlestation!
Splunk> Like having a Palantir
Splunk> The data Swiss Army Chainsaw
Splunk> The 42 of Operational Intelligence
Splunk> I see what you did there...
Splunk> More power to the indexers Scotty!
Splunk> I welcome our Big Data overlords.
@landen99 Please accept one of the answers to grant the promised Karma points.
Accepted answer was selected based on the votes today. 9 votes for NOC, NOC. But please keep submitting your ideas here and share your favorites with Splunk.
There are >50 answers right now, would everyone who answered receive +25 Karma, or only those with votes or only the answer with the most votes?
Capitalize on your KPIs
My bucket list depends on my time range
already have been there?!
OFFENSIVE=less
Splunk>Splunk4Good
Let's change
to make a change !!!