What are your Splunk t-shirt ideas?

[landen99]

Please submit one Splunk t-shirt idea per answer. I am sure that there are a lot of awesome ideas out there. Try to be as clever, creative and short as possible.

Extra points for the ones which connect specific department groups with specific Splunk technologies. Please Up vote the ones you like most.

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of Splunk.

[woodcock]

We are full of I.T.

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> The Eye of Sauron

[woodcock]

It seems the best SIEMs use CIM

[janderson19]

The best SIEMs aren't SIEMs

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> Big Brother 4 good

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> I can has answers

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> To the logs battlestation!

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> Like having a Palantir

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> The data Swiss Army Chainsaw

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> The 42 of Operational Intelligence

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> I see what you did there...

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> More power to the indexers Scotty!

[ccl0utier]

Splunk> I welcome our Big Data overlords.

[richgalloway]

@landen99 Please accept one of the answers to grant the promised Karma points.

[landen99]

Accepted answer was selected based on the votes today. 9 votes for NOC, NOC. But please keep submitting your ideas here and share your favorites with Splunk.

[efavreau]

There are >50 answers right now, would everyone who answered receive +25 Karma, or only those with votes or only the answer with the most votes?

[efavreau]

Capitalize on your KPIs

[efavreau]

My bucket list depends on my time range

[dkeck]

already have been there?!

OFFENSIVE=less

[kamlesh_vaghela]

Splunk>Splunk4Good

Let's change
to make a change !!!