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Splunk Jokes?

mikefoti — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 11:32:30 GMT

I'm giving a presentation tomorrow on "How cool is Splunk?"... and need a good Splunk joke to open or close with. Google let me down... but hopefully one of you other Splunk-geeks will have a good one I can use?!?!?

Re: Splunk Jokes?

iunderwood — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 11:37:59 GMT

"Don't make me kick your splunk ass!"

Re: Splunk Jokes?

MHibbin — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 12:39:39 GMT

Depending on your audience, you could reference the very close alternative word to Splunk (by taking out the "l"), customers (and potentials) seem to love coming up with innuendos to do with Splunk (at least for techies).

One i've heard few times would be something like "I'm going to Splunk all over your network"

HOWEVER... this would not be to everyones taste (so maybe irrelevant if you don't know the audience)

Re: Splunk Jokes?

beaunewcomb — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:54:18 GMT

Like MHibbin said, I get "Are you still Splunking all over the servers?"

Just use Splunk as a verb a lot. That's pretty fun.

Re: Splunk Jokes?

ChrisG — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 16:11:03 GMT

Any of the famous T-shirt slogans would be good: http://www.co-store.com/splunk

Re: Splunk Jokes?

ryonts — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 17:23:18 GMT

Have your audience enter 'uboat' in the search bar, and explain that they are doing a sub search.

Re: Splunk Jokes?

evmc — Thu, 09 Dec 2021 16:15:19 GMT

Re: Splunk Jokes?

SplunkMcSplunk — Thu, 23 Jun 2022 07:53:42 GMT

I normally just tell the audience about our experience in migrating to Victoria. Nah just playing:

Microsoft/Atlassian ( who ever you want to rag on) just bypassed Volkswagen yesterday: Yeah Volkswagen only produced 30 million Bugs: and if we had splunk, or cause we have splunk we detected them all:

OR

learning Splunks SPL is a walk in the Park: Jurassic park

soz for the lame suggestions, but any play on splunks name is NSFW ( but still Hilarious)